Sandwiches are an intimate thing.
–Greg Whitlock
“I suddenly moved into a whole new universe that you peasants know nothing about.”
–Dr. Simons, on being called a Doctor for the first time
(quote credit: Andrew Collins)
If a man takes his shirt off in the forest, is he still immodest?
–Harrison Leadlay
As Andrew said last night:
“I believe Revelation 20 is allegorical. Just like Al Gore believes he invented the internet. I mean, so long as I sincerely believe it, God’s pleased, right?”
Andrew Meredith: “Do you have a floppy disk?”
Polly Meredith: “Is that one of those old school squares?”