Revenge is 3/4 of the law.
–Diana Humphreys
May 27, 2009
“I suddenly moved into a whole new universe that you peasants know nothing about.”
–Dr. Simons, on being called a Doctor for the first time
(quote credit: Andrew Collins)
JP On Leadership in Physical Protection May 3, 2009
If there is a sound downstairs during the night and it might be a burglar, you don’t say to her, “This is an egalitarian marriage, so it’s your turn to go check it out. I went last time.” And I mean that–even if your wife has a black belt in karate. After you’ve tried to deter him, she may finish off the burglar with one good kick to the solar plexus. But you’d better be unconscious on the floor, or you’re no man.
- John Piper, This Momentary Marriage
on men and modesty March 18, 2009
If a man takes his shirt off in the forest, is he still immodest?
–Harrison Leadlay
Unbiblical Interpretation March 6, 2009
As Andrew said last night:
“I believe Revelation 20 is allegorical. Just like Al Gore believes he invented the internet. I mean, so long as I sincerely believe it, God’s pleased, right?”
on ancient technology February 22, 2009
Andrew Meredith: “Do you have a floppy disk?”
Polly Meredith: “Is that one of those old school squares?”
excused exposure February 13, 2009
I think that this is the first time I’m not surprised that you’re naked.
- Fred (the red, the pre-med)
