“Hey dude, cleaning a fridge is like shaving your legs, it’s so satisfying until you’ve found that you missed a spot.”
- (confidentiality graciously imposed)
spoiled satisfaction February 27, 2008
defending dope February 24, 2008
“Poor marijuana gets bad press because people do stupid things with it.” – John MacArthur
a female’s fallen state February 24, 2008
“Female knees are in and of themselves evil.” – John MacArthur (1985)
dichotomy of drowning February 23, 2008
“Either you get wet and you drown, or you get wet and you grow up.”
- Amos Ralston
alternatives to suicide February 20, 2008
“Maybe I’ll knock myself unconscious, that’s like a sabbatical.”
– Hampton Jackson
What’s YOUR Achilles’ Tendon? February 19, 2008
“If I were a superhero, my Achilles’ tendon would be doughnuts.”
-Frederick
crime and cannibalism February 18, 2008
“Is cannibalism really illegal? If somebody’s already dead, then can you eat them?”
-Nate Brooks
