pregnancy verbalized March 19, 2008

“It feels like there is an ice pick trying to divide my pelvis.”

- Leila Bowers

celestial analogy March 19, 2008

“The human body is like the solar system.”

- Teresa Weinberg

pre-marital counseling March 18, 2008

“I’m preparing you for marriage.”

- Jesse Martin

profane assistance March 18, 2008

“Let me give you some swear words.”

- Kim Weinberg

holy hands March 15, 2008

“I’m not used to having so much faith in my hands”

-Ian Lugg

hair donations March 15, 2008

“When you cut off your hair, will you give it to me?”

- Dr. Varner

make a call to the ant, you sluggard March 14, 2008

“Man, we’re like doing a mating call for the ants.”

- Ian

learning the way of the asian March 13, 2008

“I think I have a learning disability when it comes to chop sticks.”

- Polly Meredith

I do what I don’t want to do March 11, 2008

“I hate chewing sometimes; but I still do it.”

- Andrew

Can you feel it? March 11, 2008

“I’m feeling a love bond between all of us.”

- Joe Keller