was that vague enough? May 31, 2008

“She has got to have some something to do what she’s doing.”

-Gayle Meredith

a non-kosher movie rental May 27, 2008

“Who’d ever think that we would be sitting at Blockbuster and I would be holding a ham.”

- Charissa Lugg

on things transient May 15, 2008

“I am a woman and that is subject to change at any moment in time.”

-Kim Weinberg

daddy duty May 11, 2008

“I’m in dad mode right now.”

- Caleb Padock

sleezy love May 8, 2008

“If I were a girl, and I liked sleeze-balls, I’d like you.”

- Cameron Knox to Jeremiah Newton

a new Russian meat May 6, 2008

“Could you get me a pound of Boris please?”

-Michelle Vierra

a confession May 2, 2008

“I thought the girl was pretty and the frog was funny.”

- Ian

I had a bad experience May 2, 2008

“Women can make life very difficult.”

- Ian

lethal footwear May 1, 2008

“If you see me walking around with these boots on tomorrow, just kill me.”

- Brian Sikich

new terrorism strategy May 1, 2008

“Why pay $900,000 for a bomb, when you can make pigs for free.”

- Matt Lazor