asian power October 29, 2008

“MAG lights are like Asians. They’re small, but they pack a lot of power.”

- Anonymous

unconventional study method October 28, 2008

Racism is the best study method I’ve discovered

-Marcus LeGault

double meaning October 21, 2008

“I think that there is a mandate not to man-date.”

-Nate Brooks

a strange combination October 20, 2008

“That was both fruity and obscene.”

-Ian Lugg

what are you going to do? October 14, 2008

“Let me answer you a question.”

-Chris Harris

spiked punch October 5, 2008

I didn’t realize that was my shoe in your punch bowl.

–Gayle Meredith