I would grab a martini AND hit the beach!
- Kimmi Weinberg
“Just because I’m small, that doesn’t make me a girl.”
–Nate Brooks
(coming from a near-bald gentleman)
Ladies, all of you in here are beautiful but I guarantee that if you live long enough you aren’t going to look so beautiful anymore. You are going to look just like me – only with hair!
– Dr. Hutchison