collegiately collected quotes

intimacy and lunch

Andrew — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:18:13 +0000

Sandwiches are an intimate thing.

–Greg Whitlock

The Legality of Revenge

Andrew — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:36:52 +0000

Revenge is 3/4 of the law.

–Diana Humphreys

Andrew — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:07:26 +0000

“I suddenly moved into a whole new universe that you peasants know nothing about.”

–Dr. Simons, on being called a Doctor for the first time
(quote credit: Andrew Collins)

JP On Leadership in Physical Protection

theorangelugster — Sat, 02 May 2009 23:55:38 +0000

If there is a sound downstairs during the night and it might be a burglar, you don’t say to her, “This is an egalitarian marriage, so it’s your turn to go check it out. I went last time.” And I mean that–even if your wife has a black belt in karate. After you’ve tried to deter him, she may finish off the burglar with one good kick to the solar plexus. But you’d better be unconscious on the floor, or you’re no man.

- John Piper, This Momentary Marriage

writing apparel

Andrew — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:45:29 +0000

“You can’t write an opinion without your briefs.”

–George Crawford

fallaciously familial

Andrew — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:38:00 +0000

Your mom is an ad hominem attack.

–Nate Brooks

on men and modesty

Andrew — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:40:02 +0000

If a man takes his shirt off in the forest, is he still immodest?

–Harrison Leadlay

Unbiblical Interpretation

Andrew — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:16:33 +0000

As Andrew said last night:

“I believe Revelation 20 is allegorical. Just like Al Gore believes he invented the internet. I mean, so long as I sincerely believe it, God’s pleased, right?”

Andrew — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:13:35 +0000

“What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the gospel.”

–Dr. Thorsell

on ancient technology

Andrew — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:18:29 +0000

Andrew Meredith: “Do you have a floppy disk?”

Polly Meredith: “Is that one of those old school squares?”