collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

intimacy and lunch March 20, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 7:18 pm

Sandwiches are an intimate thing.

–Greg Whitlock


The Legality of Revenge June 11, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 5:36 pm

Revenge is 3/4 of the law.

–Diana Humphreys


May 27, 2009

Filed under: Professors,Uncategorized — Andrew @ 1:07 pm

“I suddenly moved into a whole new universe that you peasants know nothing about.”

–Dr. Simons, on being called a Doctor for the first time
(quote credit: Andrew Collins)


JP On Leadership in Physical Protection May 3, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — theorangelugster @ 4:55 pm

If there is a sound downstairs during the night and it might be a burglar, you don’t say to her, “This is an egalitarian marriage, so it’s your turn to go check it out. I went last time.” And I mean that–even if your wife has a black belt in karate. After you’ve tried to deter him, she may finish off the burglar with one good kick to the solar plexus. But you’d better be unconscious on the floor, or you’re no man.

– John Piper, This Momentary Marriage


writing apparel April 11, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 3:45 pm

“You can’t write an opinion without your briefs.”

–George Crawford


fallaciously familial March 30, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 11:38 pm

Your mom is an ad hominem attack.

–Nate Brooks


on men and modesty March 18, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 6:40 pm

If a man takes his shirt off in the forest, is he still immodest?

–Harrison Leadlay