collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

what the? December 30, 2007

Filed under: Family — Andrew @ 8:07 pm

“I suppose – worst case scenario – you could always use a wild game tongue in the unfortunate event that you lost one of your five hearts.”

-Polly Meredith


eco-friendly books December 13, 2007

Filed under: Friends — Andrew @ 2:34 pm

“What are they going to do — plant our books?”

-Daniel Dibble


kimberly quoted December 12, 2007

Filed under: Friends — theorangelugster @ 12:55 pm

“You can be just like your mom without being a woman!”

“I think it is funny to think about men…”

– Kimberly Weinberg


from mexican to drunk December 11, 2007

Filed under: Roommates — theorangelugster @ 7:46 pm

“It started out Mexican…”

“…and ended up drunk.”

– Andrew and Ian


MacArthur on Infants December 10, 2007

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 9:58 pm

“I hate babies!”

– John MacArthur


Holland Havoc

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 9:57 pm

“We have some big elders!”
“How do you understand… a WOMAN!”
“Wife: Some of them are really interesting critters.”

– Rick Holland


Choosy cows choose Jif December 7, 2007

Filed under: Roommates — Andrew @ 1:40 am


“Butter comes from cows.”


“Did you just say peanut butter-coated cows?”