collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

spoiled satisfaction February 27, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Andrew @ 7:25 pm

“Hey dude, cleaning a fridge is like shaving your legs, it’s so satisfying until you’ve found that you missed a spot.”

– (confidentiality graciously imposed)


Romancing the Books

Filed under: Roommates — Andrew @ 12:47 am

“My homework and I have an intimate relationship.”

– Ian


The Fun Killers

Filed under: Friends — Andrew @ 12:31 am

“Stupid windows . . . they destroy all the fun.”

-Daniel Dibble


defending dope February 24, 2008

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 12:27 am

“Poor marijuana gets bad press because people do stupid things with it.” – John MacArthur


a female’s fallen state

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 12:20 am

“Female knees are in and of themselves evil.”  – John MacArthur (1985)


dichotomy of drowning February 23, 2008

Filed under: Friends — theorangelugster @ 1:02 am

“Either you get wet and you drown, or you get wet and you grow up.”

– Amos Ralston


alternatives to suicide February 20, 2008

Filed under: Friends — theorangelugster @ 8:06 pm

“Maybe I’ll knock myself unconscious, that’s like a sabbatical.”

– Hampton Jackson