collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

pregnancy verbalized March 19, 2008

Filed under: Friends — Micah James Lugg @ 11:01 pm

“It feels like there is an ice pick trying to divide my pelvis.”

– Leila Bowers

 

celestial analogy

Filed under: Friends — Micah James Lugg @ 3:42 pm

“The human body is like the solar system.”

– Teresa Weinberg

 

pre-marital counseling March 18, 2008

Filed under: Friends — Micah James Lugg @ 7:15 am

“I’m preparing you for marriage.”

– Jesse Martin

 

profane assistance

Filed under: Friends — Micah James Lugg @ 7:13 am

“Let me give you some swear words.”

– Kim Weinberg

 

holy hands March 15, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Andrew @ 3:16 pm

“I’m not used to having so much faith in my hands”

-Ian Lugg

 

hair donations

Filed under: Professors — Micah James Lugg @ 2:14 pm

“When you cut off your hair, will you give it to me?”

– Dr. Varner

 

make a call to the ant, you sluggard March 14, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Micah James Lugg @ 11:56 pm

“Man, we’re like doing a mating call for the ants.”

– Ian