collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

fallaciously familial March 30, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 11:38 pm

Your mom is an ad hominem attack.

–Nate Brooks

 

on men and modesty March 18, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 6:40 pm

If a man takes his shirt off in the forest, is he still immodest?

–Harrison Leadlay

 

Unbiblical Interpretation March 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 9:16 am

As Andrew said last night:

“I believe Revelation 20 is allegorical. Just like Al Gore believes he invented the internet. I mean, so long as I sincerely believe it, God’s pleased, right?”

 

March 3, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 2:13 pm

“What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the gospel.”

–Dr. Thorsell