spiked punch October 5, 2008

I didn’t realize that was my shoe in your punch bowl.

–Gayle Meredith

was that vague enough? May 31, 2008

“She has got to have some something to do what she’s doing.”

-Gayle Meredith

a non-kosher movie rental May 27, 2008

“Who’d ever think that we would be sitting at Blockbuster and I would be holding a ham.”

– Charissa Lugg

learning the way of the asian March 13, 2008

“I think I have a learning disability when it comes to chop sticks.”

– Polly Meredith

what the? December 30, 2007

“I suppose – worst case scenario – you could always use a wild game tongue in the unfortunate event that you lost one of your five hearts.”

-Polly Meredith

Flattering, simply flattering! December 5, 2007

“He’s like a sleepy little bowling ball.”

-Gayle Meredith