hearing glasses August 26, 2008

“I need my glasses; I can’t hear so good without them.”

– Pastor David

the not so little debbie August 10, 2008

“Little Debbies don’t make you little.”

– Kimberly Weinberg

shopping with a woman

“Fashion hurts and beauty is painful.”

– Kimberly Weinberg

Feminine musical weakness August 4, 2008

I really struggle with female artists. It’s one of my weaknesses.

–Charity Johnson

a limited vocabulary July 8, 2008

“Like, it was full of bigger words that I didn’t know. I think ‘although’ was one of them. “

-Dan Humphreys

on things transient May 15, 2008

“I am a woman and that is subject to change at any moment in time.”

-Kim Weinberg

sleezy love May 8, 2008

“If I were a girl, and I liked sleeze-balls, I’d like you.”

– Cameron Knox to Jeremiah Newton

a new Russian meat May 6, 2008

“Could you get me a pound of Boris please?”

-Michelle Vierra

a shocking reality May 1, 2008

“I, being born a woman, am distressed.”

– Tommy Del Muro

clear as chocolate April 21, 2008

“I can’t understand you through the truffle.”

– Colin Copland