collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

May 27, 2009

Filed under: Professors,Uncategorized — Andrew @ 1:07 pm

“I suddenly moved into a whole new universe that you peasants know nothing about.”

–Dr. Simons, on being called a Doctor for the first time
(quote credit: Andrew Collins)

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the canadian problem January 7, 2009

Filed under: Professors — Micah James Lugg @ 1:04 pm

“This is the problem with Canadians. They don’t know who they are. They know who they are not – Americans.”

Dr. Daniel Block

 

A Frightening Mental Image December 5, 2008

Filed under: Professors — theorangelugster @ 4:16 pm

(coming from a near-bald gentleman)

Ladies, all of you in here are beautiful but I guarantee that if you live long enough you aren’t going to look so beautiful anymore. You are going to look just like me – only with hair!

– Dr. Hutchison

 

hair donations March 15, 2008

Filed under: Professors — Micah James Lugg @ 2:14 pm

“When you cut off your hair, will you give it to me?”

– Dr. Varner

 

Can you feel it? March 11, 2008

Filed under: Professors — Micah James Lugg @ 9:38 pm

“I’m feeling a love bond between all of us.”

– Joe Keller

 

a bonding blaze March 5, 2008

Filed under: Professors — theorangelugster @ 12:19 am

“What’s a little incense between friends?”

– Dr. Thorsell

 

on biblical matchmaking February 15, 2008

Filed under: Professors — Andrew @ 1:40 pm

“If you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re thinking about Suzie Q., maybe it’s a sign!”

-Dr. Paul Thorsell