collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

required relaxation November 16, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — theorangelugster @ 9:40 pm

Just sit back and drift of into Delilah land. She says ‘You’ve had a hard, long day at work. Just sit back and wrap up in a blanket while I play you some soft favorites’ and i just obey her dude.

– Daniel Sylvester

 

double meaning October 21, 2008

Filed under: Friends,Roommates — Andrew @ 5:56 pm

“I think that there is a mandate not to man-date.”

-Nate Brooks

 

a strange combination October 20, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Andrew @ 11:05 pm

“That was both fruity and obscene.”

-Ian Lugg

 

a friend and the Savior July 2, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Micah James Lugg @ 4:34 pm

“I’m leaving to go meet Christ . . .
Chris . . .
not Christ . . .
although he will be there too . . .”

-Ian

 

a confession May 2, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Micah James Lugg @ 10:03 pm

“I thought the girl was pretty and the frog was funny.”

– Ian

 

I had a bad experience

Filed under: Roommates — Micah James Lugg @ 3:58 pm

“Women can make life very difficult.”

– Ian

 

beastly eggs May 1, 2008

Filed under: Roommates — Micah James Lugg @ 6:08 pm

“Omelets are animals.”

– Micah