collegiately collected quotes

quotes from real life and real people

meat restriction March 10, 2008

Filed under: Sermons — Micah James Lugg @ 11:47 pm

“I don’t want the whole cow on my table.”

– Alex Montoya

 

defending dope February 24, 2008

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 12:27 am

“Poor marijuana gets bad press because people do stupid things with it.” – John MacArthur

 

a female’s fallen state

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 12:20 am

“Female knees are in and of themselves evil.”  – John MacArthur (1985)

 

MacArthur on Infants December 10, 2007

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 9:58 pm

“I hate babies!”

– John MacArthur

 

Holland Havoc

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 9:57 pm

“We have some big elders!”
“How do you understand… a WOMAN!”
“Wife: Some of them are really interesting critters.”

– Rick Holland

 

macarthur madness October 29, 2007

Filed under: Sermons — theorangelugster @ 10:42 pm

“I get up here and do same thing that I did last week. There is absolutely NO variety in this church.”

“I would take about one sermon from me and say, ‘Forget that!'”

“You say you are not a Christian?! What do you mean? You have a MacArthur Study Bible! Of course you are a Christian!”

– John MacArthur