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Unbiblical Interpretation March 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 9:16 am

As Andrew said last night:

“I believe Revelation 20 is allegorical. Just like Al Gore believes he invented the internet. I mean, so long as I sincerely believe it, God’s pleased, right?”


March 3, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 2:13 pm

“What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the gospel.”

–Dr. Thorsell


on ancient technology February 22, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 12:18 am

Andrew Meredith: “Do you have a floppy disk?”

Polly Meredith: “Is that one of those old school squares?”


excused exposure February 13, 2009

Filed under: Friends — theorangelugster @ 12:54 am

I think that this is the first time I’m not surprised that you’re naked.

– Fred (the red, the pre-med)


the canadian problem January 7, 2009

Filed under: Professors — Micah James Lugg @ 1:04 pm

“This is the problem with Canadians. They don’t know who they are. They know who they are not – Americans.”

Dr. Daniel Block


Dual Delights December 24, 2008

Filed under: Friends — theorangelugster @ 12:42 am

I would grab a martini AND hit the beach!

– Kimmi Weinberg


on size and gender December 16, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Andrew @ 1:55 am

“Just because I’m small, that doesn’t make me a girl.”

–Nate Brooks